1 00:00:00,945 --> 00:00:04,254 - Happy Turkey Day. - Yes! Right out of the gate. 2 00:00:04,255 --> 00:00:05,589 What? What's going on? 3 00:00:05,590 --> 00:00:07,457 We're playing Boyle Bingo, Thanksgiving edition. 4 00:00:07,491 --> 00:00:10,960 Everyone filled out their cards with possible Charles-related scenarios. 5 00:00:10,995 --> 00:00:12,495 First to bingo get 100 bucks. 6 00:00:12,530 --> 00:00:15,666 I had "Boyle calls it 'Turkey Day'" on the center square. 7 00:00:15,700 --> 00:00:19,336 "Boyle explains that they ate lobsters at the first Thanksgiving." 8 00:00:19,370 --> 00:00:22,238 They did. Back in that time, they called lobsters "ocean bugs." 9 00:00:22,239 --> 00:00:24,641 - And... I'll just mark it off for you. - I think got the winning card here. 10 00:00:24,675 --> 00:00:27,544 Boyle tells us that he played Pocahontas in his third grade play. 11 00:00:27,578 --> 00:00:28,879 All the girls were too big. 12 00:00:28,913 --> 00:00:32,042 This is a fun one... "Boyle says, 'Gobble, gobble, gobble.'" 13 00:00:32,049 --> 00:00:33,650 Well, now that I know you want me to say that, 14 00:00:33,684 --> 00:00:35,552 I'll just say it with two gobbles. 15 00:00:35,586 --> 00:00:37,654 Gobble, gobble... 16 00:00:38,222 --> 00:00:40,790 Gobble. God, it just sounds right that way. 17 00:00:40,824 --> 00:00:42,158 Ugh. I don't like this game. 18 00:00:42,192 --> 00:00:44,494 Ha! "Boyle objects to Boyle Bingo." 19 00:00:44,528 --> 00:00:46,796 - Come on, guys. - Boyle says, "Come on, guys." 20 00:00:46,830 --> 00:00:48,131 That's two for Terry. 21 00:00:48,165 --> 00:00:50,033 Well, guess what. I can spoil your little game 22 00:00:50,067 --> 00:00:53,302 by sitting over here quietly all day and doing nothing. 23 00:00:55,402 --> 00:00:57,206 Anybody have "Boyle falls on the floor?" 24 00:00:57,240 --> 00:00:59,341 - No one? - That's a victory. 25 00:00:59,376 --> 00:01:01,443 That's a victory for Boyle. Boom! 26 00:01:01,477 --> 00:01:03,311 Boyle says, "Boom!" 27 00:01:16,364 --> 00:01:19,364 Season 1, Episode 10 "Thanksgiving" 28 00:01:19,951 --> 00:01:22,951 Synced by P2Pfiend and Reef www.addic7ed.com 29 00:01:23,366 --> 00:01:25,201 Check it out, chair jockeys. 30 00:01:25,235 --> 00:01:29,438 While you were busy tickling the ivories on your computers, I was doing a bust. 31 00:01:29,472 --> 00:01:31,240 Cocaine! 32 00:01:31,274 --> 00:01:32,574 Thanks, Lucius. 33 00:01:32,609 --> 00:01:34,910 He ran, I pursued. 34 00:01:34,945 --> 00:01:37,346 Whole thing turned into an awesome car chase. 35 00:01:39,115 --> 00:01:41,350 - Aah. - NYPD! 36 00:01:45,522 --> 00:01:47,690 Come on. Move, move, move. 37 00:01:47,970 --> 00:01:51,239 Hey there, criminal. It's me, Johnny Law. 38 00:01:51,273 --> 00:01:52,907 Well, at least you're done early, 39 00:01:52,942 --> 00:01:55,744 so you have time to go home and change for my Thanksgiving dinner. 40 00:01:55,745 --> 00:01:57,727 Ugh. Why do we have to dress up for Thanksgiving. 41 00:01:57,766 --> 00:01:59,702 I don't even celebrate that stuff. 42 00:01:59,737 --> 00:02:01,071 The whole holiday is based on overeating. 43 00:02:01,105 --> 00:02:03,506 We should be wearing velvet track suits and diapers. 44 00:02:03,541 --> 00:02:04,808 Jacket and tie. 45 00:02:04,842 --> 00:02:07,043 Rosa's even wearing her formal leather jacket. 46 00:02:07,078 --> 00:02:08,511 It's the one without any blood on it. 47 00:02:08,546 --> 00:02:10,313 You're gonna dress up, and you're gonna 48 00:02:10,348 --> 00:02:12,015 give a toast about what you're thankful for. 49 00:02:12,049 --> 00:02:13,116 Start preparing. 50 00:02:13,184 --> 00:02:15,085 Oh, I prefer not to prepare for my toasts. 51 00:02:15,119 --> 00:02:17,020 I just wing 'em like scat jazz. 52 00:02:19,691 --> 00:02:21,258 - Are we singing? - No, no, no, no. 53 00:02:23,101 --> 00:02:25,763 OK... That's nice. 54 00:02:25,797 --> 00:02:28,399 You don't have to... 55 00:02:28,433 --> 00:02:30,768 I'm not dressing up for your party. 56 00:02:32,645 --> 00:02:35,440 Damn it, Boyle. You left the fridge open. 57 00:02:35,441 --> 00:02:37,775 The door couldn't shut because of your empty pizza box. 58 00:02:37,776 --> 00:02:41,482 Pizza? Please. This is a butternut squash and truffle butter flatbread. 59 00:02:41,580 --> 00:02:43,914 Everything's spoiled. My lunch is ruined. 60 00:02:43,949 --> 00:02:49,654 My chicken, my potatoes, my pasta, my meatballs, 61 00:02:49,688 --> 00:02:52,490 ham, my yogurt. 62 00:02:52,525 --> 00:02:54,616 - Wow, that's a lot of yogurt. - I love yogurt. 63 00:02:54,627 --> 00:02:57,128 So this is your lunch for, like, the month? 64 00:02:57,162 --> 00:03:00,397 I need to eat 10,000 calories a day to maintain muscle mass. 65 00:03:00,431 --> 00:03:03,099 My wife made me all of this before she left town with the kids. 66 00:03:03,133 --> 00:03:04,868 That was everything in my fridge. 67 00:03:04,902 --> 00:03:07,470 - Scully. - Hey-a, Sarge. 68 00:03:07,505 --> 00:03:09,439 I know you got a secret stash of food hidden somewhere. 69 00:03:09,473 --> 00:03:10,740 - Oh, no. - Where is it? 70 00:03:10,775 --> 00:03:12,743 - No, I don't. - Is it in your pockets? 71 00:03:12,777 --> 00:03:13,911 Oh, come on. 72 00:03:13,945 --> 00:03:16,279 I'm gonna shake it out of your pockets. Turn around. 73 00:03:16,314 --> 00:03:18,173 Sarge. Sarge! 74 00:03:18,174 --> 00:03:19,783 Go limp, Scully. 75 00:03:19,817 --> 00:03:21,451 This is fun. 76 00:03:21,485 --> 00:03:24,154 Release your sweets. 77 00:03:27,457 --> 00:03:29,125 Can I help you, Santiago? 78 00:03:29,159 --> 00:03:32,328 Oh, Captain, didn't expect to see you there. 79 00:03:32,362 --> 00:03:33,733 In my office? 80 00:03:33,734 --> 00:03:35,431 So, I just wanted to make sure that 81 00:03:35,432 --> 00:03:38,702 you knew about the Thanksgiving dinner I'm hosting for the squad after work. 82 00:03:38,703 --> 00:03:42,473 Yes, I received your "Save the date" decorative gourd, 83 00:03:42,507 --> 00:03:45,042 your ornamental cornucopia, 84 00:03:45,076 --> 00:03:48,912 and this beautiful handcrafted card of a turkey wearing a top hat. 85 00:03:48,946 --> 00:03:52,116 - It's a pilgrim's hat. - Where's the buckle, Santiago? 86 00:03:52,150 --> 00:03:53,551 The buckle. 87 00:03:53,585 --> 00:03:57,755 My husband's out of town for work, so of course I will attend your dinner. 88 00:03:57,790 --> 00:03:59,757 Cool. Whatever. 89 00:03:59,791 --> 00:04:02,126 Yeah, don't worry about it, either way. 90 00:04:02,161 --> 00:04:04,221 It's not a big deal. 91 00:04:05,698 --> 00:04:07,563 - Yes! - Why so excited? 92 00:04:07,589 --> 00:04:10,235 Did you make the cover of "Hair Pulled Back" magazine? 93 00:04:10,269 --> 00:04:12,736 The captain is coming to my party. 94 00:04:12,771 --> 00:04:16,740 I'm gonna give a toast, tell him how thankful I am to have him in the precinct, 95 00:04:16,774 --> 00:04:19,009 and officially ask him to be my mentor. 96 00:04:19,043 --> 00:04:22,312 Wait, are you only hosting dinner because you wanna suck up to Holt? 97 00:04:22,347 --> 00:04:25,949 Not cool. This was supposed to be about friendship. 98 00:04:25,984 --> 00:04:29,453 You said you were only coming to see if my apartment was the reason I was single, 99 00:04:29,487 --> 00:04:31,789 or if it was my personality, like you suspected. 100 00:04:31,823 --> 00:04:35,159 Yeah, but that was before I knew I could get up on this high horse. 101 00:04:35,193 --> 00:04:36,627 Love the view up here. 102 00:04:36,661 --> 00:04:40,085 Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop. 103 00:04:40,666 --> 00:04:42,667 Same to you, Your Honor. 104 00:04:42,702 --> 00:04:45,403 - Oh, what judge were you talking to? - That was my mother. 105 00:04:45,404 --> 00:04:46,971 You call your mom "Your Honor"? 106 00:04:47,005 --> 00:04:48,839 She's a federal judge in the Ninth Circuit. 107 00:04:48,874 --> 00:04:50,784 - What else would I call her? - Yeah, okay. 108 00:04:50,809 --> 00:04:53,644 Captain, paperwork is all done on that drug bust. 109 00:04:53,679 --> 00:04:56,948 - What else you got for me? - Nothing. All open cases are assigned. 110 00:04:56,982 --> 00:04:59,451 Come on, there's gotta be something I can investigate. 111 00:04:59,485 --> 00:05:00,852 No, there's nothing. 112 00:05:00,886 --> 00:05:03,087 All right, well, when there's nothing, there's nothing, you know? What can you... 113 00:05:03,122 --> 00:05:04,722 Whoa! Who did that? 114 00:05:04,757 --> 00:05:07,859 Don't worry, sir. I will stay here all night figuring this out. 115 00:05:07,893 --> 00:05:09,494 I know what you're up to here, Peralta. 116 00:05:09,528 --> 00:05:12,296 Damn straight. I'm trying to catch the mad paper scatterer. 117 00:05:12,331 --> 00:05:15,178 You want an excuse to skip Santiago's Thanksgiving dinner, 118 00:05:15,179 --> 00:05:16,500 because for some reason, you refuse 119 00:05:16,534 --> 00:05:18,502 to celebrate this holiday like a normal person. 120 00:05:18,536 --> 00:05:20,638 Fine. You're right. I wanna do what I do every year - 121 00:05:20,672 --> 00:05:23,466 Sit at home, watch football, and eat mayo nut spoonsies. 122 00:05:23,623 --> 00:05:26,421 Those are spoonfuls of mayo, sprinkled with peanuts. 123 00:05:26,422 --> 00:05:27,617 That's revolting. 124 00:05:27,618 --> 00:05:29,639 Maybe so, but it's what I invented when I was six 125 00:05:29,640 --> 00:05:31,915 because my mom was working, so I had to make dinner for myself. 126 00:05:31,949 --> 00:05:33,850 My sad story trumps your insult. 127 00:05:33,884 --> 00:05:35,285 Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake! 128 00:05:35,319 --> 00:05:36,820 Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake! 129 00:05:36,854 --> 00:05:38,054 Thank you, Boyle. 130 00:05:38,055 --> 00:05:39,822 If a case opens up, it's yours. 131 00:05:39,857 --> 00:05:44,894 But if not, you will be at Santiago's as a professional courtesy. Dismissed. 132 00:05:44,928 --> 00:05:48,230 From what? I thought we were just chatting. 133 00:05:48,265 --> 00:05:51,033 We never chat anymore. 134 00:05:52,359 --> 00:05:55,871 Oh, my God, Amy, that's so cool that you still live with your grandmother. 135 00:05:55,906 --> 00:05:58,741 I live alone. This is my stuff. 136 00:05:58,776 --> 00:06:02,604 - I like quilts. - Stop. Each sentence is getting sadder. 137 00:06:02,605 --> 00:06:04,547 It looks like you live on the set of Murder, She Wrote. 138 00:06:04,581 --> 00:06:07,216 Well, I gotta say, it's not as bad as I thought it would be. 139 00:06:07,250 --> 00:06:10,453 I mean, the football game's not on, so I can still watch it later at home. 140 00:06:10,487 --> 00:06:13,289 And it's kind of cool to visit a time before electricity was invented. 141 00:06:13,324 --> 00:06:15,324 I have to practice my toast. 142 00:06:15,359 --> 00:06:17,393 - God, how long is that? - Eight pages. 143 00:06:17,428 --> 00:06:18,961 - Single-spaced? - Double-sided. 144 00:06:18,995 --> 00:06:20,362 - Santiago style. - Mm-hmm. 145 00:06:20,397 --> 00:06:22,331 Hey, excuse me. Can we please eat? 146 00:06:22,365 --> 00:06:24,967 My body is starting to digest itself. 147 00:06:25,001 --> 00:06:27,002 Terry needs nutrients. 148 00:06:27,037 --> 00:06:28,837 No eating until the captain gets here. 149 00:06:28,838 --> 00:06:31,538 - Okay? Sorry. - Don't apologize. 150 00:06:31,539 --> 00:06:34,375 I'd rather spend Thanksgiving at your house than with my sister. 151 00:06:34,376 --> 00:06:36,277 "Things you find a the beach." 152 00:06:36,311 --> 00:06:39,226 - For "S", I had seagull. - Good one, Diana! 153 00:06:39,227 --> 00:06:41,549 - Ice cream break. - Yay! 154 00:06:42,651 --> 00:06:44,586 It's so pleasant and boring. 155 00:06:44,620 --> 00:06:46,788 But, Holt, at your house, surrounded by these idiots? 156 00:06:46,823 --> 00:06:49,057 Guaranteed train wreck. Thanks for the invite. 157 00:06:50,292 --> 00:06:53,061 He's here! Okay, he's here, everybody. Be cool. 158 00:06:53,062 --> 00:06:54,663 Hitchcock, why do you have your shirt off? 159 00:06:54,698 --> 00:06:56,999 Can't spill food on your shirt if you're not wearing one. 160 00:06:57,034 --> 00:06:58,701 What... 161 00:07:00,103 --> 00:07:02,104 - Captain Holt. - Happy Thanksgiving. 162 00:07:02,138 --> 00:07:04,139 Your apartment was very easy to locate. 163 00:07:04,173 --> 00:07:07,970 Thank you so much. You look beautiful. 164 00:07:09,078 --> 00:07:10,545 Weirdest conversation ever. 165 00:07:10,580 --> 00:07:12,814 Nice work, you two. 166 00:07:12,849 --> 00:07:15,184 Before we eat, I'd like everyone 167 00:07:15,218 --> 00:07:17,820 to go around and say what they're thankful for this year. 168 00:07:17,855 --> 00:07:19,923 Fine, I'll go first. 169 00:07:19,957 --> 00:07:23,227 I am thankful that Thanksgiving only comes once a year. 170 00:07:23,261 --> 00:07:26,197 People stuff themselves, and then at midnight they 171 00:07:26,231 --> 00:07:29,534 run to appliance stores and trample each other to death. 172 00:07:29,568 --> 00:07:31,836 It's a garbage holiday. 173 00:07:31,870 --> 00:07:36,006 I'm sorry, I just get emotional when I talk about how bogus Thanksgiving is. 174 00:07:36,041 --> 00:07:37,607 I'll just go. 175 00:07:37,642 --> 00:07:40,577 - I actually prepared a little something. - You did? 176 00:07:40,611 --> 00:07:42,702 When I was a little girl, playing cops and robbers... 177 00:07:42,713 --> 00:07:43,847 Excuse me. 178 00:07:43,881 --> 00:07:45,715 Please. Continue, Santiago. 179 00:07:45,750 --> 00:07:47,848 - Or I could wait. - No waiting, just toasting. 180 00:07:47,849 --> 00:07:49,586 I want you to toast. Now I wanna eat toast. 181 00:07:49,620 --> 00:07:51,821 - Give me some toast! - OK, I'll be right there. 182 00:07:51,855 --> 00:07:54,310 - I have to head back to the precinct. - No. Why? 183 00:07:54,311 --> 00:07:56,446 Someone stole $10,000 from the evidence lockup. 184 00:07:56,628 --> 00:07:58,295 Yes! Oh, awesome. 185 00:07:58,330 --> 00:07:59,997 - Why is that awesome? - It's a case. 186 00:08:00,031 --> 00:08:01,732 You said I could hop on any case that came up. 187 00:08:01,767 --> 00:08:04,034 It's a Thanksgiving miracle. 188 00:08:04,069 --> 00:08:06,870 Have fun, you guys. Let's roll! 189 00:08:08,173 --> 00:08:10,673 You'd think that one place money would be safe is a police station. 190 00:08:10,674 --> 00:08:11,992 I hear that. 191 00:08:11,993 --> 00:08:13,587 Remember when Santiago called you beautiful? 192 00:08:13,621 --> 00:08:15,428 Yes, that was odd. 193 00:08:15,429 --> 00:08:17,858 We need to get this money back, the exact bills, 194 00:08:17,892 --> 00:08:20,191 so the commissioner's office won't make our lives hell. 195 00:08:20,277 --> 00:08:21,519 What is this? 196 00:08:21,554 --> 00:08:23,221 Uh, this is Terry dancing. 197 00:08:23,256 --> 00:08:25,023 People do the weirdest stuff in the evidence lockup 198 00:08:25,057 --> 00:08:26,390 when they think no one's watching. 199 00:08:26,425 --> 00:08:29,193 Fast forward, fast forward, fast forward. 200 00:08:29,228 --> 00:08:32,563 - Wait, wait, wait. Stop, stop, stop. - Okay, so here's our money. 201 00:08:32,598 --> 00:08:33,864 Fast forward. 202 00:08:33,899 --> 00:08:36,767 Hold it, hold it, go back. 203 00:08:36,801 --> 00:08:39,103 There's our guy. Got him. 204 00:08:39,138 --> 00:08:41,173 Okay, we should start by checking all the perps 205 00:08:41,207 --> 00:08:42,816 that were released from holding today. 206 00:08:42,817 --> 00:08:45,110 - Good idea. - And if's none of them, 207 00:08:45,542 --> 00:08:47,710 we may miss Santiago's altogether. 208 00:08:47,711 --> 00:08:49,848 Thanksgiving is dead! 209 00:08:49,882 --> 00:08:53,151 Santiago, can we please, please just eat? 210 00:08:53,186 --> 00:08:54,920 What if captain Holt and Jake are coming back? 211 00:08:54,954 --> 00:08:57,789 Hang on. I have a toast. 212 00:08:57,823 --> 00:09:00,648 I am thankful to have someone in my life 213 00:09:00,649 --> 00:09:03,205 who gives me a reason to get out of bed every morning. 214 00:09:03,206 --> 00:09:06,597 And I hope that my relationship with this person 215 00:09:06,631 --> 00:09:10,434 will only grow more intimate. 216 00:09:10,468 --> 00:09:12,409 Who are you talking about? 217 00:09:12,410 --> 00:09:16,279 Um, Hitchcock. 218 00:09:18,242 --> 00:09:20,777 OK, enough is enough. I'm eatin'. 219 00:09:24,615 --> 00:09:26,149 What's in these? 220 00:09:26,183 --> 00:09:27,917 Potatoes, butter, a little milk. 221 00:09:27,952 --> 00:09:30,220 Oh, and I ran out of salt, so I used baking soda. 222 00:09:30,254 --> 00:09:31,855 Why wouldn't you? 223 00:09:31,889 --> 00:09:33,356 They're both white powders. 224 00:09:33,391 --> 00:09:35,325 Of course they're interchangeable. 225 00:09:35,359 --> 00:09:36,926 Yeah. 226 00:09:39,029 --> 00:09:40,829 There were two men released from holding today 227 00:09:40,864 --> 00:09:43,599 that were the right height and weight to be our thief on the security footage. 228 00:09:43,633 --> 00:09:45,467 Even if it is one of them, how will we know? 229 00:09:45,502 --> 00:09:47,383 Easy. The guy on the footage was left-handed. 230 00:09:47,384 --> 00:09:49,767 We just give all of our suspects some made-up form to sign, 231 00:09:49,768 --> 00:09:51,273 and see which hand they use. 232 00:09:51,307 --> 00:09:53,621 All right, amigo. 233 00:09:54,145 --> 00:09:55,678 Punch it. 234 00:09:58,783 --> 00:10:01,798 Good. Did that. Now punch it. 235 00:10:02,720 --> 00:10:06,813 Uh-huh. Safety first. Punch it! 236 00:10:09,327 --> 00:10:11,795 Okay, see, now I just feel like you're messing with... 237 00:10:13,531 --> 00:10:16,233 - Anyone want seconds? - Can't. I'm so stuffed. 238 00:10:16,267 --> 00:10:20,103 - Amy, the toilet's overflowing. - What? Ew! 239 00:10:20,138 --> 00:10:21,872 Scully, what did you do? 240 00:10:21,906 --> 00:10:24,808 - And the night gets worse better. - I didn't do it. 241 00:10:24,842 --> 00:10:26,643 Although, I understand why you suspect me. 242 00:10:26,677 --> 00:10:28,628 Well, then who clogged it? 243 00:10:34,252 --> 00:10:36,520 So none of you ate anything? 244 00:10:36,555 --> 00:10:38,656 Terry, you said you ate the whole turkey. 245 00:10:38,690 --> 00:10:39,890 Toilet. 246 00:10:42,827 --> 00:10:45,361 I ate one string bean. It tasted like fish vomit. 247 00:10:45,396 --> 00:10:48,297 - That was it for me. - But I'm a good cook. 248 00:10:48,331 --> 00:10:50,566 You all ate those brownies I brought in last week. 249 00:10:50,600 --> 00:10:53,235 - I thought they were erasers. - Charles said he loved them. 250 00:10:53,269 --> 00:10:55,804 I'm a textbook people-pleaser. I have a serious problem. 251 00:10:55,838 --> 00:10:58,874 This was great though. You must be so proud. 252 00:10:58,933 --> 00:11:00,788 Yeah, Thanksgiving's over. 253 00:11:00,823 --> 00:11:03,758 Everybody go home. We're just... We're done hanging out together. 254 00:11:03,792 --> 00:11:06,931 I-I'm not done hanging out. Let's go to the bar, they serve food there. 255 00:11:06,932 --> 00:11:09,264 - That's a great idea. - Oh, look at that. 256 00:11:09,298 --> 00:11:11,065 "Boyle saves Thanksgiving." 257 00:11:11,100 --> 00:11:12,534 - Does it really say that? - No. 258 00:11:12,568 --> 00:11:14,803 But it does say, "Boyle believes obvious lie." 259 00:11:14,870 --> 00:11:16,504 Damn it. 260 00:11:16,538 --> 00:11:18,072 So what's our strategy here? 261 00:11:18,106 --> 00:11:20,307 I'm thinking maybe we could do the whole thing in character. 262 00:11:20,341 --> 00:11:22,275 I'll play detective Bart Barley... 263 00:11:22,310 --> 00:11:24,878 Tightly wound, hates violence against animals. 264 00:11:24,879 --> 00:11:27,212 And you're my partner, Gerald Jimes... 265 00:11:27,213 --> 00:11:29,950 A man who solved every crime, but one... 266 00:11:29,951 --> 00:11:33,174 - The murder of his wife. - Peralta, take this seriously. 267 00:11:33,196 --> 00:11:35,631 I am. As seriously as you're taking the search 268 00:11:35,632 --> 00:11:37,524 for the man who killed Jane Jimes. 269 00:11:37,558 --> 00:11:40,326 Your only clue? He wore a yellow sweater. 270 00:11:41,728 --> 00:11:44,361 You're considering it. Let's get in there. 271 00:11:45,031 --> 00:11:47,054 NYPD. 272 00:11:47,668 --> 00:11:50,057 What's going on? I'm right in the middle of carving turkey. 273 00:11:50,058 --> 00:11:52,251 I'm vegetarian. Eating meat is murder. 274 00:11:52,252 --> 00:11:55,175 - I hate violence against animals. - Bup, bup, bup, bup. 275 00:11:55,209 --> 00:11:59,742 We overlooked our release form we were supposed to have you sign. We apologize. 276 00:12:00,515 --> 00:12:03,116 Yeah, he's really right-handed. Let's go. 277 00:12:03,150 --> 00:12:04,417 ♪ Look out, bad guys 278 00:12:04,451 --> 00:12:06,185 ♪ it's Barley and Jimes 279 00:12:06,220 --> 00:12:08,688 ♪ Barley and Jimes are on the case ♪ 280 00:12:08,723 --> 00:12:11,393 Please refrain from make believe this time. 281 00:12:11,394 --> 00:12:13,503 Fine. 282 00:12:13,678 --> 00:12:17,098 Evening, ma'am. NYPD. Barley and Jimes. 283 00:12:17,132 --> 00:12:20,601 - We're looking for Donny Romano. - Ugh. Come in. 284 00:12:20,636 --> 00:12:23,804 Donny, what'd you do? Cops are here. 285 00:12:25,340 --> 00:12:27,091 What do you guys want? 286 00:12:27,092 --> 00:12:28,709 Sorry to bother you, sir, my partner here 287 00:12:28,744 --> 00:12:30,334 forgot about a form we need you to sign. 288 00:12:30,335 --> 00:12:32,273 What's happening, Donny? What'd you do? 289 00:12:32,281 --> 00:12:34,598 I didn't do anything. It's not my fault. 290 00:12:34,627 --> 00:12:37,229 - Same old story. It's never you, is it? - What did Donny do? 291 00:12:37,255 --> 00:12:39,130 I swear, ma, I don't know what this is about. 292 00:12:39,164 --> 00:12:42,200 - Why won't you ever believe me? - 'Cause I raised a liar. 293 00:12:42,234 --> 00:12:44,235 - You lie. - Shut up, ma. 294 00:12:44,270 --> 00:12:45,537 Hey, don't talk to ma like that. 295 00:12:45,571 --> 00:12:47,539 Don't you tell me what to do, Louie! 296 00:12:47,573 --> 00:12:48,773 Excuse me. 297 00:12:48,774 --> 00:12:49,774 - Hey! - Not the rolls! 298 00:12:49,808 --> 00:12:51,042 George, do something. 299 00:12:51,076 --> 00:12:52,743 Excuse me, if... 300 00:12:54,146 --> 00:12:55,647 You know, you're gonna get hurt. 301 00:12:55,681 --> 00:12:56,915 - Get off now. - Get off. 302 00:12:56,949 --> 00:12:59,651 My wife was murdered by a man in a yellow sweater! 303 00:13:00,130 --> 00:13:03,528 It's the one case I can't solve. 304 00:13:04,201 --> 00:13:05,435 Don't fight with family. 305 00:13:05,657 --> 00:13:08,926 It can all go away so quickly. 306 00:13:08,961 --> 00:13:10,628 Sign this? 307 00:13:15,871 --> 00:13:18,738 That's a hell of a breakthrough, Jimes. I'm proud of you. 308 00:13:18,772 --> 00:13:22,008 Also, we just caught our man. 309 00:13:22,042 --> 00:13:24,810 - He signed with his right hand. - That's right, he did. 310 00:13:24,845 --> 00:13:26,245 But he didn't do it. 311 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:27,846 - He did. - What? 312 00:13:27,847 --> 00:13:30,616 Couldn't help but notice you throwing those rolls with your left hand, boss. 313 00:13:30,650 --> 00:13:33,869 Not mention, this hoodie matches our security footage exactly. 314 00:13:34,171 --> 00:13:35,722 You stole that money when you came in to pick up 315 00:13:35,756 --> 00:13:37,324 your brother from holding today, didn't you? 316 00:13:37,359 --> 00:13:39,327 - Damn it. - Nice work, Peralta. 317 00:13:39,361 --> 00:13:41,829 - So where's the money now? - It's not here, all right? 318 00:13:41,863 --> 00:13:42,863 I bet it all on the football game. 319 00:13:42,897 --> 00:13:44,298 - My bookie has it. - Yes! 320 00:13:44,332 --> 00:13:45,466 The case continues. 321 00:13:45,500 --> 00:13:48,836 - This is not good. - Right. Sorry, Jimes. 322 00:13:48,870 --> 00:13:51,772 His father was murdered by a bookie. 323 00:13:51,806 --> 00:13:53,807 I know you miss him. 324 00:13:56,462 --> 00:13:59,922 Our perp says the bookie operates out of a hidden back room. 325 00:14:00,427 --> 00:14:02,228 - Try to blend in. - Good idea. 326 00:14:02,229 --> 00:14:05,735 I'll just age myself 60 years, become Chinese and female. 327 00:14:05,736 --> 00:14:07,571 Here we go. Whoosh. 328 00:14:07,751 --> 00:14:09,585 - Did it work? - $10 to play. 329 00:14:09,620 --> 00:14:13,023 - Oh, we're just looking around. - $40 just to look around. 330 00:14:13,058 --> 00:14:15,760 - All right, we'll play. - $15 to play. 331 00:14:15,794 --> 00:14:17,195 All right. 332 00:14:18,697 --> 00:14:21,967 - Tommy, can we order some food? - The cook's gone. I sent him home. 333 00:14:21,968 --> 00:14:24,359 - Do you have any more of these pretzels? - Sure. 334 00:14:27,816 --> 00:14:30,493 - I'm gonna call the cook. - Smart. Good call. 335 00:14:31,586 --> 00:14:33,487 Hey, rough night? 336 00:14:33,522 --> 00:14:36,624 Yeah, it certainly hasn't gone according to plan. 337 00:14:36,658 --> 00:14:38,126 Aw, no. Aw, Amy, 338 00:14:38,160 --> 00:14:40,461 I was ordering a drink called "A Rough Night." 339 00:14:40,495 --> 00:14:43,063 It's tequila with a nicotine patch. 340 00:14:43,098 --> 00:14:44,832 Right. 341 00:14:44,866 --> 00:14:47,067 How do I get Holt to pay attention to me? 342 00:14:47,102 --> 00:14:49,203 He sure spends a lot of time on Peralta. 343 00:14:49,237 --> 00:14:52,239 Maybe I should start screwing up, like Jake does. 344 00:14:52,273 --> 00:14:55,075 - I can act out too, you know? - Please do. 345 00:14:55,110 --> 00:14:57,678 Okay. Watch this. 346 00:15:03,285 --> 00:15:04,318 Oops. 347 00:15:04,353 --> 00:15:06,855 Out... All of you. 348 00:15:06,889 --> 00:15:09,124 - But the cook is coming back. - Out! 349 00:15:10,873 --> 00:15:12,640 Fine! 350 00:15:13,128 --> 00:15:14,628 But I'm taking these olives. 351 00:15:17,686 --> 00:15:19,821 Sorry. Happy Turkey Day. 352 00:15:25,707 --> 00:15:27,608 I think I'm getting the hang of this. 353 00:15:27,642 --> 00:15:31,078 These tiles are either game pieces or candy. 354 00:15:31,113 --> 00:15:33,430 Game pieces. Here we go. 355 00:15:36,764 --> 00:15:38,549 I think I just won. 356 00:15:38,795 --> 00:15:41,643 The guy by the bathroom seems very interested in the commotion you just made. 357 00:15:41,677 --> 00:15:44,212 Yeah, and he's been waiting for the toilet since we got here. 358 00:15:44,246 --> 00:15:46,547 Ten-to-one that's not a bathroom, and he's a lookout. 359 00:15:46,581 --> 00:15:48,779 - Let's go. - You got it. 360 00:15:48,780 --> 00:15:50,918 Ahh, I'm gonna just cash out. 361 00:15:54,990 --> 00:15:59,099 - There is nothing here. - Don't worry, guys, I found food. 362 00:15:59,422 --> 00:16:01,556 Are you eating packing peanuts? 363 00:16:01,998 --> 00:16:04,733 Okay, I do keep a secret stash of food in the office. 364 00:16:04,767 --> 00:16:06,663 I knew it! Where? 365 00:16:06,664 --> 00:16:08,203 Where? 366 00:16:08,818 --> 00:16:11,472 - Sarge, am I too heavy? - No. Where is it? 367 00:16:11,507 --> 00:16:14,275 - There, the one with the water stain. - There's a lot of food up there? 368 00:16:14,310 --> 00:16:16,911 Yeah, it's a smorgasbord. 369 00:16:25,254 --> 00:16:27,189 - I think the rats got to it. - You think? 370 00:16:27,223 --> 00:16:29,091 This is the greatest thing that's ever happened. 371 00:16:29,125 --> 00:16:30,492 Okay, it's over. 372 00:16:30,526 --> 00:16:32,360 Now. 373 00:16:32,395 --> 00:16:35,042 No, this will not be our Thanksgiving. 374 00:16:35,043 --> 00:16:36,610 All right, you all wait here. 375 00:16:36,644 --> 00:16:39,146 Give me an hour. Terry, to the door. 376 00:16:39,180 --> 00:16:40,514 I'm just gonna put you down, man. 377 00:16:40,548 --> 00:16:42,776 Yeah, totally. That makes sense. That makes sense. 378 00:16:42,784 --> 00:16:44,351 Hey, there. Bathroom? 379 00:16:44,386 --> 00:16:46,205 There's another one upstairs, over there. 380 00:16:51,761 --> 00:16:53,962 Oh. Never mind. Let's go. 381 00:16:53,996 --> 00:16:55,764 - What, it's really a bathroom? - No, no, no. 382 00:16:55,798 --> 00:16:57,832 There's tons of illegal stuff happening in there. 383 00:16:57,866 --> 00:17:00,367 But they're watching the football game and I DVR'd it. 384 00:17:00,402 --> 00:17:02,550 - I don't wanna see the score. - What? 385 00:17:02,559 --> 00:17:04,660 Okay, fine. We'll go get the stolen money. 386 00:17:04,694 --> 00:17:05,894 NYPD. Freeze. 387 00:17:05,929 --> 00:17:07,496 Change the channel and then freeze. 388 00:17:07,531 --> 00:17:10,165 Put it down! 389 00:17:10,200 --> 00:17:11,500 Put it down, put it down. 390 00:17:11,534 --> 00:17:14,169 This is a weird request, but will you switch places with me? 391 00:17:14,204 --> 00:17:15,750 I really don't wanna see the score. 392 00:17:20,710 --> 00:17:24,246 Oh, yeah. Thank you. That's so much better. Oh! 393 00:17:24,280 --> 00:17:27,349 Why are there so many TVs in here? 394 00:17:27,384 --> 00:17:28,584 Thank you. 395 00:17:28,618 --> 00:17:31,387 The money was still in the bookie's safe. All the numbers match. 396 00:17:31,421 --> 00:17:34,390 - Let's head back to Santiago's party. - Ah, no thanks. 397 00:17:34,424 --> 00:17:36,654 I think I'm gonna head home and watch the football game, 398 00:17:36,655 --> 00:17:38,704 which was ruined for me! 399 00:17:38,705 --> 00:17:40,497 What's your problem with celebrating Thanksgiving? 400 00:17:40,531 --> 00:17:42,778 It's a sucky holiday. It's always sucked. 401 00:17:42,779 --> 00:17:46,347 My mom worked. My dad was gone. And I sat at home, watching football. 402 00:17:46,382 --> 00:17:48,016 Look, Jake. 403 00:17:48,050 --> 00:17:50,385 I came from a very formal family. 404 00:17:50,419 --> 00:17:52,820 My parents were not especially affectionate. 405 00:17:52,854 --> 00:17:55,219 Really? "Your Honor" wasn't a big snuggler? 406 00:17:55,220 --> 00:17:58,794 But the beauty of being an adult is that you can make a new family 407 00:17:58,828 --> 00:18:00,606 with new traditions. 408 00:18:00,863 --> 00:18:03,342 Well, that's nice, captain, but I don't have a new family yet, 409 00:18:03,343 --> 00:18:06,835 so I guess I'm stuck with my awesome old traditions. 410 00:18:06,869 --> 00:18:09,637 Okay. I'll tell the squad you couldn't make it. 411 00:18:09,671 --> 00:18:10,771 Thank you. 412 00:18:10,805 --> 00:18:12,739 Before you go, can I borrow some money? 413 00:18:12,774 --> 00:18:15,075 I'm getting some pretty serious vibes from Wendy over there, 414 00:18:15,110 --> 00:18:17,945 and I'd like to take her someplace special. 415 00:18:22,884 --> 00:18:25,486 Hey. What are y'all doing here? 416 00:18:25,521 --> 00:18:27,822 Amy broke everything and got us kicked out of the bar. 417 00:18:27,856 --> 00:18:30,892 Then we got attacked by rats. It's the best Thanksgiving ever. 418 00:18:30,926 --> 00:18:32,755 Fascinating. 419 00:18:32,756 --> 00:18:35,864 Happy Turkey Day. Right through there, gentlemen. 420 00:18:35,898 --> 00:18:37,231 Not a lot of places are open, 421 00:18:37,266 --> 00:18:40,635 so this will be a multiethnic, nontraditional Thanksgiving. 422 00:18:40,669 --> 00:18:43,764 It's a real culinary challenge. Give me 15 minutes, and then we feast. 423 00:18:43,765 --> 00:18:44,888 Make it five. 424 00:18:44,889 --> 00:18:47,141 You eat with your eyes, so the plating alone... 425 00:18:47,175 --> 00:18:49,577 Five, Boyle! 426 00:18:53,214 --> 00:18:54,347 - Captain? - Hm? 427 00:18:54,382 --> 00:18:55,682 I wanna tell you something. 428 00:18:55,716 --> 00:18:58,084 I think you're... 429 00:18:58,119 --> 00:18:59,986 Like, when I was a little girl... 430 00:19:00,021 --> 00:19:02,555 You think I'm like when you were a little girl? 431 00:19:02,590 --> 00:19:06,050 - Forget it. The moment's passed. - Is this about your toast? 432 00:19:06,961 --> 00:19:09,254 - How'd you get that? - Gina gave it to me. 433 00:19:09,255 --> 00:19:10,555 It's very well-written. 434 00:19:10,589 --> 00:19:14,254 There are several compelling anecdotes. The fonts suit the tone. 435 00:19:14,255 --> 00:19:15,655 Good work. 436 00:19:16,528 --> 00:19:19,730 I do feel, however, the word choice could've been improved in spots. 437 00:19:19,765 --> 00:19:23,767 I marked them "Awk" for "Awkward." 438 00:19:28,327 --> 00:19:30,262 That was the best thing anyone's ever said to me. 439 00:19:30,296 --> 00:19:32,331 "I marked them 'Awk' for 'Awkward'?" 440 00:19:32,365 --> 00:19:35,157 It's advice. He's mentoring me. 441 00:19:35,256 --> 00:19:37,224 Yes! 442 00:19:37,837 --> 00:19:41,005 So this is kind of a play on your typical Thanksgiving dinner. 443 00:19:41,040 --> 00:19:45,010 For turkey, we have the Peking duck with a veggie samosa stuffing. 444 00:19:45,044 --> 00:19:49,614 The potatoes are the empanadas with an Ethiopian lentil stew gravy. 445 00:19:49,649 --> 00:19:52,283 And for dessert, some seasonal gelatin cups. 446 00:19:52,317 --> 00:19:53,550 Okay, I ran out of money. 447 00:19:53,585 --> 00:19:55,119 They're from when Hitchcock got his colonoscopy. 448 00:19:55,153 --> 00:19:56,687 Bon appétit. 449 00:19:56,721 --> 00:19:57,921 I'm here, I'm here. 450 00:19:59,190 --> 00:20:01,358 Finally something to actually be thankful for. 451 00:20:01,392 --> 00:20:04,061 - What are you wearing? - Santiago said to dress up, so... 452 00:20:04,095 --> 00:20:05,729 Well, you look beautiful. 453 00:20:05,764 --> 00:20:07,631 That's my thing now. I'm just owning it. 454 00:20:07,666 --> 00:20:09,867 Okay. Before we eat... 455 00:20:09,901 --> 00:20:12,369 - Nope, not doing that again. Move. - Could you pass the, uh... 456 00:20:12,404 --> 00:20:14,686 You get that hand near me again, you're gonna lose it. 457 00:20:14,687 --> 00:20:17,322 Okey-doke, let's eat. 458 00:20:17,709 --> 00:20:19,743 Hey, thanks for giving a copy of my toast to Holt. 459 00:20:19,778 --> 00:20:21,645 - That was nice of you. - Oh, you're welcome. 460 00:20:21,680 --> 00:20:23,781 I mean, you don't have to get so freaked out around him. 461 00:20:23,815 --> 00:20:25,997 You were just trying to tell him you respect him. 462 00:20:26,017 --> 00:20:27,485 Okay. 463 00:20:27,519 --> 00:20:30,056 But, to be honest, I kinda gave it to him as a prank, 464 00:20:30,057 --> 00:20:32,424 'cause I thought it would be super embarrassing for you. 465 00:20:32,458 --> 00:20:34,793 But I'm happy it worked out. 466 00:20:34,827 --> 00:20:37,636 But I would've been happy if you hated it. 467 00:20:37,637 --> 00:20:39,722 But I'm happy you didn't. 468 00:20:39,983 --> 00:20:43,069 So, you pretty much got the disaster night you were hoping for? 469 00:20:43,070 --> 00:20:46,434 Yeah, till you made the best Thanksgiving meal I've ever had and ruined it. 470 00:20:48,085 --> 00:20:53,491 Excuse me! Uh, so, earlier at Amy's, I didn't give a real toast because... 471 00:20:53,516 --> 00:20:54,936 I didn't know what to say. 472 00:20:54,961 --> 00:20:56,961 But, since that time, 473 00:20:56,986 --> 00:21:00,576 a wise, unsmiling man named Gerald Jimes 474 00:21:00,601 --> 00:21:02,601 made me realize what I am thankful for. 475 00:21:02,626 --> 00:21:06,538 So, I'd just like to say I'm happy to be here... 476 00:21:06,563 --> 00:21:08,168 With my family. 477 00:21:08,193 --> 00:21:12,095 My super-weird family, with two black dads and... 478 00:21:12,283 --> 00:21:15,667 Two Latina daughters and two white sons and... 479 00:21:15,933 --> 00:21:17,933 Gina, and... 480 00:21:18,043 --> 00:21:21,429 I don't know what you are... Some strange giant baby? 481 00:21:21,454 --> 00:21:24,388 - To the Nine-Nine! - To the Nine-Nine! 482 00:21:24,413 --> 00:21:25,960 That was perfect. 483 00:21:25,985 --> 00:21:28,183 Uh, Boyle cries! I got Boyle Bingo! 484 00:21:28,208 --> 00:21:30,208 - No... - Yeah! 485 00:21:30,507 --> 00:21:33,507 Synced by P2Pfiend and Reef www.addic7ed.com 9999 00:00:0,500 --> 00:00:2,00 www.tvsubtitles.net